What Is A Poodle Really?

At least if you have imagined a meal of poodle, you can rest assured that there is nothing so worse so horrible and scary than that in these pages—at least nothing from the third dimension. Rest assured you have tasted worse, and continue on … And all of this from a guy who could communicate with animals … a guy who really did love dogs, but who was disgruntled at having them shoved down his throat and up his ass as if they were the answer to complex problems — by a mass media gone mad. It may have been that buying sunglasses for dogs and keeping them in hotels was a bit much for Golem, who thought more of kids with bloated stomachs around the globe; — buying gadgets for dogs didn’t really turn him on. How did a nation once thought of for innovation become a nation that didn’t have anything more interesting to say than it loved dogs and on and on as if the dog was something invented recently like some kind of weird new toy? They even elected a President who had a child that was allergic to dogs, and now that family certainly had to buy one just to prove he really was an American. It was going to have to be of the hypoallergenic kind. That meant it was going to be a dog once designed to be a roast — that most wonderful adorable poodle kind. Nobel ideas? Where were they to be found?


And then there was, again … the plan to burn the bungalows down, the afore mentioned plan that may have led Golem to the Venusians in the first place. They were going to build a new hotel on the last open stretch of White Sands Beach on Koh Chang Island in Thailand. They had been taking photographs and surveying for a year now. It was only a matter of time before Golem would be homeless. The Prime Minister of Thailand had bought up a lot of land and magically enough, out came a plan to turn Elephant Island into one of the main tourist islands. A lot of people were making a lot of money on the deal, but Golem mourned the day when the bungalows would burn. He sometimes thought that if anyone was going to burn them it should be him.