When Cain Screwed the Gorilla

Before Pot, it may have all started when Space Shuttle number 105 reported that it had sighted ants on the surface of the planet. Houston… we have ants. Copy. And then everyone in Thailand downloaded a picture of an ant. The thing is… these ants walked on water. They had long spidery-like legs that made them look like ships. They were photographing the planet. They were sent here. They were sent here to investigate the evolution of Venusians and Apes. It had all gone wrong when Cain screwed the gorilla. He was drunk. The gorilla was good looking. The birth of a child was something that had not happened in the history of interplanetary travel. Half the crew was left behind all because Eve ate an apple. It was about two thousand years later but the ship had traversed galaxies and returned. They didn’t like what they saw. These inhabitants of planet Earth were investigating cloning. Soon they’d have all the powers of God. They’d have the power to create life. And they wouldn’t know that they had initially been clones themselves and currently were working on making their own clones. These ape-like Venusians on Earth could even use these clones to explore another galaxy and certainly would, if they were not destroyed. The inhabitants of the mother ship found it somewhat amusing that a bunch of clones on a ship of their own were now discussing the moral implications of cloning. God had decided long ago that it had been a big mistake. But he had as consolation the fact that all of this stuff on Earth was in the image of God and in fact they were the shadows of the Venusian spirit mind.
Before Venus got too hot they had developed 3-D entertainment for their own kind. The soul without a body could project images in three dimensions on Earth and change the plots of their imaginations at will. They created their own stories. They had a lot of fun at this. Their projections felt pain, reacted with artificial intelligence, displayed emotion, all the things that a pure spirit could never experience, and of late the empire had even started allowing trips to Earth by Venusians in special suits that they called body suits. This allowed the Venusian soul to experience the perception of life in a three-dimensional world with orgasms and all of the sensual pleasures that were not possible in the present climate.