Regrettably, Reilly and Underhandity: The Wily Fox

They take the words out of your mouth then interrupt you, pump you full of it and then release it as effluent in a stream into mass media. Oh, reilly, is that what they do? They then make you their own point of view. Oh, reilly, is that what they do. They yell and they shout and even give themselves away... you agree with me... that’s all we want - they even say out loud. Oh, reilly... did he say that. Yes, he reilly did. They even said once they get paid by the view. Oh, reilly... yes, reilly. Stop saying those silly words. I’m telling you it's reilly and regretafully true. They say Palin is a victim because she is a woman politician. Regretafully they say. It has nothing to do with thinking Russia is cute because you can see it from Alaska. Oh, reilly, yes regretafully. You say well, it looks like there are quite a few women in politics today, even though things may still not be equal, but they say, yes reilly, they say no it is only because Hillary and Palin are women that they get treated this way. You regretta to say... I talked to a woman just the other day who couldn’t stomach Palin. Oh, reilly, yes, regrettafully. Looks kind a under handitty. Yes, quite so. Regrettafully it is reilly true and underhandity. I mean Biden got the economy wrong, but underhandity they said, as Obama tried to tell us what a true disaster America’s situation had become – that Obama was a doomsday seeker seeking socialism – a member of the evil axis, underhandity they say. I mean things can’t be that bad can they? Yes, regrettafully, it is reilly true. Now when Biden says they underestimated it the conservative translation – BING BING BING – they are wrong on the economy – they were underhandity about the whole thing. It is not regrettable or reilly true but underhandity it is the whole and only truth in the universe – you agree with me – good – but that’s not all we want here on an Island of Sand –it’s up to you – fortunately, open handedly, and really true.