Who has the Bigger Banana ... Obama or Fox?

Anyway, I know there are a lot of politicians that are out there that are like the dinosaurs. They sort of eat everything they get their paws on. Mostly it seems like they like a lot of cash. Some of them even put it in the freezer for safe keeping. Some of them sock it away into a second or third home. I mean there is a million ways to hide money. Some of them just give out contracts hand over fist for things nobody wants. Then they spend their money on prostitutes and cigarettes. Then they vote to keep people from smoking in bars. I mean they don’t even allow for bars that allow smokers. Their like so perfect that they can do stuff like that and almost get away with it even. And I for one don’t even care about the women thing and being unfaithful. I think that is for the most part between the politician and the wife or husband. It’s just I do care about what they do ... and this doesn’t seem to carry much weight. I mean they can steal all the money they want to as long as they are faithful to the wife and family ... uh ... I don’t get it. I mean you scrape off a million bucks for something you don’t know anything about and that is okay, but as soon as you give five hundred bucks to a prostitute the whole political world is after you. I mean probably about five or ten million guys pay a prostitute every night so why should this just be a crime if you are in D.C.? It looks to me like being a male politician has always meant wanting to put your dick someplace. By the way ... in case you don’t already know it ... I think Rooseveldt or one of them high-power guys was pretty famous for keeping a tape recorder under the bed. I mean there had to be some reason he was so keen on wanting to know what was going on in the bedroom. The thing that really gets me is that all these politicians are out there screwing women and then telling the rest of us about family ... that really pisses me off.
Of course it isn’t only politicians that piss me off. We also have these so called reporters on Fox that go on and on about Obama. They go out of their way I mean ... and all I have to say about that is it looks to me like it is a N word waiting to come out ... I mean this uppity niger has become the president ... all of this while they rant about racial topics in America. There’s one of them there that I just watch to see the moment when he freaks out and calls Obama a nigger. The real sad thing is that at heart this guy seems to think he is the all defender of the American way. It’s sort of like that. I mean if he did something else he might be a nice guy, but in the media he just comes across as not liking black people or African Americans. I really mean it though, I am just waiting for that day when he comes out and says he can’t stand Obama because he is black. At least that in my opinion would be the truth. He probably figures Obama has a bigger dick or something like that ... and you know what ... I think a tape measure would prove it...