The Company of the Future
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Okay. it isn't my idea of a company... but for purposes of being ironic and sarcastic:
1. when you apply for a job that paper they give you in the lobby will ask for your great great grandmother's date of birth. as it is now, they ask you for everything that is already in your resume. how boring.
2. the first question at the interview is 'what is your facebook password?'
3. the second question is what is your atm pin number?
4. do you have sex outside of marriage?
5. do you have sex inside marriage?
6. are you a greedy, conniving bastard?
7. do you have any qualifications that might disqualify you from a job that requires no qualifications other than knowing a politician somewhere?
8. are you willing to have a webcam in your cubicle so we can masterbate while you punch in data?
9. would you object to having an electrical cable wrapped around your cock while you work (a guy) - a girl- imagine that.
10. if when you stand up in your cubical and electrical shock is delivered will you try to sue us?
11. we already have a webcam in your bedroom. would you object to one in the bathroom so that we can ensure our customers that you absolutely do not smoke and pay taxes on it to support the war in afghanistan-where the soldiers are smoking?
12. do you object to joining our stock plan. we won't be here in five years, but each month two hundred dollars will go towards the plan.
13. do you object to not having medical care. we paid off a lot of politicians to get that one.
14. we can ensure your spouse, but first we have to test there sexual qualities to make sure they were healthy when you joined the company.
15. do you agree that after working from nine to five you will go home and always be online to complete documents... don't worry its the same thing you do in the office. you don't have to learn anything new.
16 do you agree that you will take a second job. as you know, your salary here is 2,500 dollars a month and your rent is 2000 and probably your health insurance will use up the extra 5 hundred. ???
17. (this is the last question of the interview) did you give us your facebook password? if your so fucking dumb as to give us your facebook password, we are confident that you will never rise above the person who hired you. YOUR HIRED.... now. what is your facebook password.
I DONT MEAN TO BE SARCASTIC OR ANYTHING
Okay. it isn't my idea of a company... but for purposes of being ironic and sarcastic:
1. when you apply for a job that paper they give you in the lobby will ask for your great great grandmother's date of birth. as it is now, they ask you for everything that is already in your resume. how boring.
2. the first question at the interview is 'what is your facebook password?'
3. the second question is what is your atm pin number?
4. do you have sex outside of marriage?
5. do you have sex inside marriage?
6. are you a greedy, conniving bastard?
7. do you have any qualifications that might disqualify you from a job that requires no qualifications other than knowing a politician somewhere?
8. are you willing to have a webcam in your cubicle so we can masterbate while you punch in data?
9. would you object to having an electrical cable wrapped around your cock while you work (a guy) - a girl- imagine that.
10. if when you stand up in your cubical and electrical shock is delivered will you try to sue us?
11. we already have a webcam in your bedroom. would you object to one in the bathroom so that we can ensure our customers that you absolutely do not smoke and pay taxes on it to support the war in afghanistan-where the soldiers are smoking?
12. do you object to joining our stock plan. we won't be here in five years, but each month two hundred dollars will go towards the plan.
13. do you object to not having medical care. we paid off a lot of politicians to get that one.
14. we can ensure your spouse, but first we have to test there sexual qualities to make sure they were healthy when you joined the company.
15. do you agree that after working from nine to five you will go home and always be online to complete documents... don't worry its the same thing you do in the office. you don't have to learn anything new.
16 do you agree that you will take a second job. as you know, your salary here is 2,500 dollars a month and your rent is 2000 and probably your health insurance will use up the extra 5 hundred. ???
17. (this is the last question of the interview) did you give us your facebook password? if your so fucking dumb as to give us your facebook password, we are confident that you will never rise above the person who hired you. YOUR HIRED.... now. what is your facebook password.
I DONT MEAN TO BE SARCASTIC OR ANYTHING
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